Cadburys Chocolate A Friend For The Sad And Lonely?

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Cadburys Chocolate has always been a friend to the sad and lonely. It has always been able to lift your spirits when you’re feeling down even if only for just a few moments. Now I’m not saying chocolate is a cure for depression or if you eat it you will no longer be lonely but surrounded by the beautiful people. That would be a ridiculous statement.

All I am saying is that for the few minutes it takes to eat that piece of chocolate pie or to lick the spoon that you have just made chocolate frosting with if you close your eyes, and explore the taste in your mouth, then just for a few minutes your problems can disappear.

Just imagine if all the people in all the world could savor a square of Cadbury’s all at precisely the same time, then for 5 minutes this world would be a truly peaceful place to live. While this does sound easy (and I can already see you looking for the link to sign up to so you can become part of our Choctopia ) and living in a chocolate world, where you are paid in coffee creams and walnut whirls sounds right up your alley. It sadly just would not be possible.

For starters the Lactose intolerant would be up in arms as they would be unable to join in. The Vegans would be protesting on the steps of parliament, the diabetics would be looking conspicuous and edgy with their carob bars and of course the problems in third world countries would be insurmountable. No air-conditioning would turn all the chocolate white causing a racism war. There are obviously no dentists in the desert so of course people would be in terrible toothache pain and would not be able to eat their allotted pieces of peace chocolate.

On the plus side soldiers would have to put down their guns to unwrap the silver paper off their delicious chocolaty treats. Politicians would have time to think before they spoke while still sucking on their peanut brittle (and let’s face it, no matter what part of this wonderful, wacky world you live in, a politician that thought before speaking would be a plus and a novelty).

Chocolate shops would be the new McDonalds; they would be on every prime piece of real estate in the western world. No one would complain about living next to a choccy shop in face house prices in the area would probably go up as that delicious chocolaty smell drifts through the neighbourhood.

Chocolate fountains would pop up in people’s front yards and family secret chocolate cake recipes would be shared freely as the feel good endorphins released by chocolate float through even the grumpiest of pores.

So while there are lots of reasons why living in a chocolate induced stupor would be good there sadly will never will be a chocolate utopia as there are a lot more sane people out there that know the bad, and practicality of the whole idea definitely outweigh the good. On the bright side as long as we are good to our planet, keep the cows well fed, the cocoa trees well watered and the boffins in white coats at the Cadbury Institute happy. Then we will always have our delicious, creamy chocolate.

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